About Blood Samurai 2:
as a person who has lots of sex all the time, i can say that this game is 100% accurate to having sex with sexy women. like i do. everyday. this game did not make me horny however. i am not gay. i just have too much sex with real women to spend more than 15 minutes in this game. on the other hand i would recommend this game to people who do not have sex (unlike me because i have lots of sex with women a lot) as there is a naked woman in it and she is naked. she kinda looks like one of my many girlfriends who i have sex with a lot. i have lots of sex. i also an very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because i am very muscular and handsome and very good at video games. all my girlfriends say im very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome. one of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but i told her i was playing a sex game instead so she started crying and became a lesbian and killed herself because i did not have sex with her. i have sex with women. not men. i am not gay. i am very cool and handsome so girls always have sex with me because i am very cool and sexy. my penis is very big. all my girlfriends like my penis because it is very big and i am very good at sex with my women. every woman ive had sex with is very sexy and so am i. i have lots of sex. i am also very handsome and sexy and i have lots of sex. Why this game is good: • Banger soundtracks, you can vibe while in training mode • In case beginners overwhelmed by how crazy inputs in 2D anime fighter games can be, this game might be a good starting point to learn • Shield mechanic is annoying and fun • More intense air-to-air battles, jump like 2 times in air and dash cancel between it, mix ups a lot by jumping only to get shielded by enemies • Fast-paced game, like really fast. In return, with simpler combo input. So it balances between them • MC is S tier at the stage where he can cut furniture • Noel sound every time she gets hit (patched tho) • Crazy amount of Miyako players on online match • Has Artoria • Good waifus • For Tsukihime fans Why it’s not good: • No Neco-Arc
